Review of How To Get Away With Murder 1.1 - Shonda & Viola... Stop Owning Me & My Feelings

So yeah... Shonda pulled me in. ABC it scares me that this show is potentially reifying everything people believe about lawyers and murderers. Also, I think the title of this show is problematic, because just like learning that your technological products are made under terrible working conditions... the more you hear about it, the less it bothers you. I mean two weeks ago, President Obama made a joke about drones. When did we get USED to drones. Just so you know government... I'm OK with not being a target. I am a very boring person. Choose more interesting targets. Anyway here are the thoughts I could keep up with while I was writing. I will say that these shows, headed by Shonda, and yes... I'm a stan... or do we need to come up with a new name for Shonda Rhimes fans besides gladiators? Or did I just piss off all the gladiators? Ok Thoughts.

• Why am I crying at watching Viola Davis just living in a drama? All it took was 49 years and Shonda Rhimes running ABC like nobody's business.
• Viola Davis I love you and you are an inspiration
• Orange Is the New Black crossover! Omg.
• Gilmore Girls nemesis/best friend is in this bitch and MADONNA platinum blonde? What is happening in the world? 
• #Werk
• I've said omg like 7 times
• What crazy weird sex
• Are they hiding a murder? wtf.... is on tv now
• This is a stupid plan. i can tell already
• Cops asking questions... let the whitest person talk. For the love of God let the whitest person talk!!!
• Why are these commercials bothering me?
• Wait... Tyler Perry is in a movie with Ben Affleck?
• Omg they let the white person talk, Thank God.
• Random crowd
• Viola... stop rocking my world so much!
• I think Viola just won an Emmy.
• People actively working to get a murderer off...is depressing
• I still love you viola
• Wait.. that guy's from from harry potter
• I want to be on this show
• This show reminds me that lawyers are... an interesting class of people. 
• Omg everybody is regularly getting oral... on regular TV. When did this happen!!! I can't
• So my friend... is on this show? Why are all my people on TV! Way to go Conrad!
• This is not basic cable you guys! This is not Skinimax. This is not HBO.

SHONDA YOU ARE MAKING ME HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS. I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY AS IT IS. Also, Shonda owns ABC. Viola Davis is kicking ass in this show... I can't wait for the day when I'm doing all she's doing! Guys... she is writing intensively complex complicated and human characters. You hate them and love them at the same time.

Scandal Review 4.1: OMG WHAT IS JAKE DOING

I promised I'd make a video but.... I have a lot of other things I'm doing in life so this is hard. I have made a concerted effort to separate the actors from the characters as we all should! This ish is real.

• I want what she's having
• What is Jake doing to her in that chair
• Screw you Olivia. You are part of the 1%. Your dad sent you to LIVE on an island forever that's not on google maps. EVERYTHING IS ON GOOGLE MAPS!
• There is no such thing as coming back from vacation peacefully
• Scandal gives me too many feelings.
• I WILL work with Shonda one day.
• They have been sexy-fying Abby since season 2. That's some pageant hair!
• Huck... I will always want to take care of you
• Mellie is giving the realness
• Mellie... they told you it was apple juice and you were like.. NEXT
• "These panties came straight from the dryer." -- people... basic television is officially changed. OMG
• Omg... why is this streaming on my internet chopping it up. Switching to HuluPlus on Tv
• Fitz... sometimes I feel like I'm Olivia and we are together. Stop making us crazy. But... they're playing our music!
• If one more idiot says something stupid/racist about Shonda.... I just can't. She single-handedly transformed ABC. #SITDOWN
• I really want my friend Carl Clemons-Hopkins to be featured on this show. 
• I will be purchasing a Scandal coat from the Limited
• Mellie broke my heart when she visited her son's grave
• The world of Scandal is messed up. Oy Vey.
• When's the last time that someone saw Olivia eat on this show? Or is wine a food group now?
• Julia? as if! Let's be real... the only name a boss bitch like Olivia can have is #Nickclette #Marilyn
• I'm having too many feelings Scandal. You are like the first relationship.
• I just learned People magazine tweeted something racist about Viola. @whitepeople stop it. 
• I know, by heart, the music that they play when Fitz and Olivia are referenced together.
• Abby damn near cussed her man out. #checkabitch "You ended us
• But abby... B613 IS SCARY
• #arewegladiatorsorarewebitches
• Omg.... who in the writing room first thought of that? We need to be friends.
• The debate about sexual assault, this show isn't playing around. Good tv! Good commentary.
• "It's 1976 down there". WHAT!!!!! omg
• I repeat. Omg.... who in the writing room first thought of that? We need to be friends.
• Shonda, we need to work together. Lets be honest.
• I just remembered that Jake did something to kerry in that chair.
• Omg... Jake said she couldn't talk. #myturn #hardtogetitupaftersexualassaultconvos
• Scandal... I'm... I can't quit you. Why!?
• Omg I just remembered Jake ..... Why did Felicity dump you?
• Scott Foley has 3 kids? Wtf!
• Olivia's dad.... Olivia's mom.... the fact that Olivia hasn't killed anyone (as far as we know) is a godsend
• Planning your friend's funeral sucks... omg feelings.
• Scandal can never end
• Scandal has to end... I can't watch tv like this when i'm 109 (I will live forever. Amen)

Too good. Too bad. Soo many feelings

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