Scandal Review 4.1: OMG WHAT IS JAKE DOING / by *nickels*

I promised I'd make a video but.... I have a lot of other things I'm doing in life so this is hard. I have made a concerted effort to separate the actors from the characters as we all should! This ish is real.




  • I want what she's having
  • What is Jake doing to her in that chair
  • Screw you Olivia. You are part of the 1%. Your dad sent you to LIVE on an island forever that's not on google maps. EVERYTHING IS ON GOOGLE MAPS!
  • There is no such thing as coming back from vacation peacefully
  • Scandal gives me too many feelings.
  • I WILL work with Shonda one day.
  • They have been sexy-fying Abby since season 2. That's some pageant hair!
  • Huck... I will always want to take care of you
  • Mellie is giving the realness
  • Mellie... they told you it was apple juice and you were like.. NEXT
  • "These panties came straight from the dryer." -- people... basic television is officially changed. OMG
  • Omg... why is this streaming on my internet chopping it up. Switching to HuluPlus on Tv
  • Fitz... sometimes I feel like I'm Olivia and we are together. Stop making us crazy. But... they're playing our music!
  • If one more idiot says something stupid/racist about Shonda.... I just can't. She single-handedly transformed ABC. #SITDOWN
  • I really want my friend Carl Clemons-Hopkins to be featured on this show. 
  • I will be purchasing a Scandal coat from the Limited
  • Mellie broke my heart when she visited her son's grave
  • The world of Scandal is messed up. Oy Vey.
  • When's the last time that someone saw Olivia eat on this show? Or is wine a food group now?
  • Julia? as if! Let's be real... the only name a boss bitch like Olivia can have is #Nickclette #Marilyn
  • I'm having too many feelings Scandal. You are like the first relationship.
  • I just learned People magazine tweeted something racist about Viola. @whitepeople stop it. 
  • I know, by heart, the music that they play when Fitz and Olivia are referenced together.
  • Abby damn near cussed her man out. #checkabitch "You ended us
  • But abby... B613 IS SCARY
  • #arewegladiatorsorarewebitches
  • Omg.... who in the writing room first thought of that? We need to be friends.
  • The debate about sexual assault, this show isn't playing around. Good tv! Good commentary.
  • "It's 1976 down there". WHAT!!!!! omg
  • I repeat. Omg.... who in the writing room first thought of that? We need to be friends.
  • Shonda, we need to work together. Lets be honest.
  • I just remembered that Jake did something to kerry in that chair.
  • Omg... Jake said she couldn't talk. #myturn #hardtogetitupaftersexualassaultconvos
  • Scandal... I'm... I can't quit you. Why!?
  • Omg I just remembered Jake ..... Why did Felicity dump you?
  • Scott Foley has 3 kids? Wtf!
  • Olivia's dad.... Olivia's mom.... the fact that Olivia hasn't killed anyone (as far as we know) is a godsend
  • Planning your friend's funeral sucks... omg feelings.
  • Scandal can never end
  • Scandal has to end... I can't watch tv like this when i'm 109 (I will live forever. Amen)
Too good. Too bad. Soo many feelings
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