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Review of How To Get Away With Murder 1.1 - Shonda & Viola... Stop Owning Me & My Feelings by *nickels*



So yeah... Shonda pulled me in. ABC it scares me that this show is potentially reifying everything people believe about lawyers and murderers. Also, I think the title of this show is problematic, because just like learning that your technological products are made under terrible working conditions... the more you hear about it, the less it bothers you. I mean two weeks ago, President Obama made a joke about drones. When did we get USED to drones. Just so you know government... I'm OK with not being a target. I am a very boring person. Choose more interesting targets. Anyway here are the thoughts I could keep up with while I was writing. I will say that these shows, headed by Shonda, and yes... I'm a stan... or do we need to come up with a new name for Shonda Rhimes fans besides gladiators? Or did I just piss off all the gladiators? Ok Thoughts.


  • Why am I crying at watching Viola Davis just living in a drama? All it took was 49 years and Shonda Rhimes running ABC like nobody's business.
  • Viola Davis I love you and you are an inspiration
  • Orange Is the New Black crossover! Omg.
  • Gilmore Girls nemesis/best friend is in this bitch and MADONNA platinum blonde? What is happening in the world? 
  • #Werk
  • I've said omg like 7 times
  • What crazy weird sex
  • Are they hiding a murder? wtf.... is on tv now
  • This is a stupid plan. i can tell already
  • Cops asking questions... let the whitest person talk. For the love of God let the whitest person talk!!!
  • Why are these commercials bothering me?
  • Wait... Tyler Perry is in a movie with Ben Affleck?
  • Omg they let the white person talk, Thank God.
  • Random crowd
  • Viola... stop rocking my world so much!
  • I think Viola just won an Emmy.
  • People actively working to get a murderer off...is depressing
  • I still love you viola
  • Wait.. that guy's from from harry potter
  • I want to be on this show
  • This show reminds me that lawyers are... an interesting class of people. 
  • Omg everybody is regularly getting oral... on regular TV. When did this happen!!! I can't
  • So my friend... is on this show? Why are all my people on TV! Way to go Conrad!
  • This is not basic cable you guys! This is not Skinimax. This is not HBO.


SHONDA YOU ARE MAKING ME HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS. I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY AS IT IS. Also, Shonda owns ABC. Viola Davis is kicking ass in this show... I can't wait for the day when I'm doing all she's doing! Guys... she is writing intensively complex complicated and human characters. You hate them and love them at the same time.